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The Failing System in Somalia explained with Camels

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The Failing System in Somalia explained with Camels

Here is JUST one of the many reasons why Somalia continues to fail today.


  • Somalia has 2 camels
  • Somalia sells their only two camels
  • Begs the United Nations for more camels
  • UN seeks funds on behalf of Somalia to aid them with more camels
  • UN receives funds to buy 5 camels
  • UN gives 2 camels to Somalia keeping 3 camels for themselves
  • Somalia sells their only 2 camels, now depending on the UN to provide  them with more camels
  • UN tells the world Somalia is in critical need for camels
  • UN receives funds to buy 10 more camels
  • UN gives 2 camels to Somalia keeping 8 camels for themselves
  • Somalia sells their only 2 camels
  • This time, UN requests for funds to go to Somalia to conduct an assessment for the missing camels
  • UN receives a lot of camels every few months for their assessment
  • UN milks few camels for few powerful people in Somalia to make sure the assessment never ends
  • The few powerful people work hard to quench their thirst even if it means to sell their own
  • By now, UN receives enough camels to fund affiliated organizations to implement a nonviable plan in Somalia for a larger payout
  • Now smaller organizations apply for the funds UN proffers
  • UN conducts yearly assessments to assess the progress of this nonviable plan
  • Of course the goal is never reached, which creates more setbacks which equals more payout
  • At the end, UN profits more; therefore, affiliated organizations get paid, and the few powerful Somalis drink their camel milk in their fancy suits,
  • Somalia continues to suffer from these setbacks for many years to come, because Somalis are busy arguing about whose tribe is more prominent, and which region belongs to who…

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